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My Mugshot Made Me a Star!
Mugshot of Hacker Who Caused Millions of Computers to Crash

Fantasy Fiction Parodies:
El-Enon's Gambit
Harbor Fire South: John Ross vs. J.R.
Lost Tales of Elfgems and Dragonpikes
The Voyage of the Kurzad Wattsford - Book 1
The Voyage of the Kurzad Wattsford - Book 2
The Voyage of the Kurzad Wattsford - Book 3

Funny Pictures:
Funny Pictures
My Trip to Las Vegas

Computer Humor & Tech Parodies:
The Art of War for Software Engineers
Dangers of Excessive Computer Use
Photos of Danny Hacker's Trip to Redmond
Bill Gates Compares Linux to Windows
Microsoft's Strategy to Destroy Java
Santa Claus Considering Move to Linux
People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS)

TV & Movie Spoofs:
Star Wars: The Deleted Scene I Starred In
Lost Episodes of Star Trek TNG (Microsoft parody)
Did Gollum Sell-Out?
J.R. Ewing's Many Disguises

Mockery of Public Figures:
Press Photos
Dont Ask Me, I Just Work Here
How Saddam Was Really Captured
US Economic Recovery Plan is Brilliant
Republican White House Jubilee
W. Bush Explains The Mysteries of the Universe to The Pope
President Dubya Bush Settles the Human Evolution Debate
President Bill Clinton Lectures to Elementary School Students
Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton Trades Places

Politics (Circus Acts):
US Federal Government To Be Abolished

Computer Humor Websites:
www.dmoz.org/Recreation/Humor/Computer/


Funny Pictures
by Alfred E. Nueman


My Trip To Las Vegas
by Married Man

Be careful which service is being solicited when in Las Vegas.

Bill Gates pie face
The Art of War for Software Engineers
by Sun Tzu

This supplemental chapter was recently discovered during an archeological excavation in China.

He is in love with a computer Locutus of Borg
Dangers of Excessive Computer Use
by Locutus of Borg

And I thought being turned into a Borg was scary.


Bill Gates Compares Linux to Windows
by Mickeysoft Press


Mr. Gates frankly reveals his opinions about the upstart operating-system.


Photos of Danny Hacker's Trip to Redmond
by Danny Hacker


Danny was kind enough to share his photo album.
What did Danny do to make Mr. Ballmer so upset?
Danny only asked this question,
"Mr. Ballmer, www.microsoft.com/linux is a now valid link,
but when will Microsoft Office For Linux would go on sell?".

just say no to Java
Microsoft's Strategy to Destroy Java
from Emballmer's email


Sun wasted its energy to develop Java just to spite Microsoft (Java, BTW, created more problems than it ever solved). Gates destroyed OS/2 and IBM has been blue ever since. This time, Gates has a plan to pour Sun's Java down the drain.

Santa Claus writing a list Linux Tux xmas


"Santa Claus Considering Move to Linux"
by Brian Biggs

Due to an increasing global population,
Linux is now managing Santa's database
which once used to be maintained by Elves.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS)
by Gates Charitable Foundation


"Innocent programs, from the day they are compiled,
are cooped up in tiny rooms and 'crashed' for hours on end."

George Lucas look of disapproval Yoda wielding lightsaber
Star Wars: The Deleted Scene I Starred In
by Wishful Dreamer


I starred in the role of a notable character in
"Revenge of the Sith". Unlike the other actors,
no special costume was fabricated for me.
But George ultimately decided to delete my scene.
LucasFilm let me keep this picture of my acting
from the film's pre-visualization stage.

Bill Gates The Borg


"Lost Episodes of Star Trek TNG" (Microsoft parody)
by various authors


AFAIK, the original was written by Lamar Zabielski
in 1994 when OS/2 zealots still existed.
The story describes an alternate strategy to destroy the Borg
but it didn't quite unfold as the Star Trek crew planned.
link to original story (HTML)
link to original story (txt)
link to original story (Google)

Over the years, as happens in mythology,
various other authors embellished the story and added new twists.
An employee named Lloyd who worked at Borland
added a twist mentioning the then-new Netscape browser.
link to Lloyd's version (HTML)
link to Lloyd's version (txt)
link to Lloyd's version (Google)


Did Gollum Sell-Out?
by Bilbo, Frodo, & Associates


Gollum's fate was different in a draft sequel to the Lord of the Rings.

J.R. Ewing holding cash Kristin Shepard Mary Crosby of Dallas
J.R. Ewing's Many Disguises
by Kristin Shepard


After being shot, J.R. learned to dodge a bullet.

Press Photos

Comical Ali advocating Microsoft Windows
Bill Gates mugshot
 William Shatner Captain Kirk selling Commodore VIC-20 old advertisement

Dont Ask Me I Just Work Here
Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here
by an Unhappy Citizen


This answer is unacceptable.
You wouldn't believe the last fool who said this.

young man Saddam Hussein George W. Bush pilot
How Saddam Insane Was Really Captured
by Comical Ali


Ali wrote, "US propaganda falsely reported that
President Hussein crawled out of a hole in surrender.
The truth is that he fought back with courage,
single-handedly defeated six-hundred US soldiers
sent down to get him, except one."

George W. Bush trying to think George W. Bush trying to think
US Economic Recovery Plan is Brilliant
by Arbusto Investment Advisors


Economic plan architected by Bush to keep Zimbabwe
from surpassing US GDP is so brilliant that
President B. Hussein O. saw no need to change it.

idiot George W. Bush idiot Dick Cheney
Republican White House Jubilee
by a Rolling Stone


Not to be upstaged by the Queen of England's jubilee concerts,
Bush and his Dick
organized their own festival they named "Bushstock".

retard George W. Bush arguing with a door-knob and a fence-post The Pope is yelling
President W. (Dubya) Bush Explains The Mysteries of the Universe to The Pope
by a Swiss Guard


No description is possible.

George W. Bush talking with a chimpanzee
President Dubya Bush Settles the Human Evolution Debate
by Code Monkey


Mr. Bush brings conclusive proof to the debate.

smug Bill Clinton
President Bill Clinton Lectures to Elementary School Students
by the US Department of Education


Former US president is an expert on this subject.

Paris Hilton with pet dog or v.v
Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton Trades Places
by Nicole Richy


Chihuauas's are intelligent canines who often have pet humans.

Queen Of England works at McDonalds
US Federal Government To Be Abolished
by Her Majesty


Would you like fries with that, sir?


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