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Name JIM BROOKS
Location Orlando, Florida
Age 44 years
Booking Date 07-04-2011
Occupation None (Vagrant/Drifter)
Status Fugitive

Charges
TERRORISM (PARTICIPATING IN 'OCCUPY WALL-STREET' PROTESTS),
TERRORISM (CRITICIZING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY),
TERRORISM (CRITICIZING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY),
TERRORISM (ATTEMPTING TO ORGANIZE A THIRD PARTY),
TERRORISM (THREATENING TO VOTE FOR AN INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE),
TERRORISM (FALSELY CLAIMING CONGRESS IS CONTROLLED BY LOBBYISTS),
TERRORISM (FALSELY CLAIMING PRESIDENT "B. HUSSEIN O." SOUNDS LIKE A MUSLIM NAME),
TERRORISM (URINATING ON NATIONAL MONUMENTS AT WASHINGTON DC),
TERRORISM (SECRETLY WISHING THAT THE UK WILL REVOKE US INDEPENDENCE),
CONSPIRACY (CONSPIRING TO TAX THE UPPER-CLASS),
CONSPIRACY (CONSPIRING TO SOLVE ECONOMIC CRISIS BEFORE ELECTION YEAR),
SEDITION (ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES),
SEDITION (ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF CENSORED LITERATURE: DAS KAPITAL BY KARL MARX),
SEDITION (ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF CENSORED LITERATURE: FILMS BY MICHAEL MOORE),
CAPITAL OFFENSE (VIOLATING MICROSOFT END-USER LICENSE),
TREASON (PUBLICLY ADMITTING THAT CANADA IS BETTER THAN THE UNITED STATES),
TREASON (SOLD BLUE-PRINT OF F-19 STEALTH FIGHTER TO SOVIET UNION),
TREASON (SOLD AMC GREMLIN AND FORD PINTO AUTO PARTS TO CUBA),
TREASON (DISCLOSED STATE SECRET: FOX NEWS IS ACTUALLY PROPAGANDA),
TREASON (DISCLOSED STATE SECRET: GEORGE W. BUSH IS ACTUALLY AN IMBECILE),
TREASON (DISCLOSED STATE SECRET: AURORA SPY-PLANE BASED ON ALIEN TECHNOLOGY),
FIRST-DEGREE FELONY (FAILURE TO REPORT FOR JURY DUTY),
FIRST-DEGREE FELONY (GIVING CAR KEYS TO LINDSAY LOHAN),
FIRST-DEGREE FELONY (RUNNING 1980S ARCADE GAMES ON EMULATORS),
FIRST-DEGREE FELONY (WATCHING THE STAR WARS MOVIES MORE THAN 1,000 TIMES),
SECOND-DEGREE FELONY (ENTERING DISNEY WORLD WITH EXPIRED PASS),
SECOND-DEGREE FELONY (PLAYING DUNGEONS-AND-DRAGONS AND/OR SATAN WORSHIP),
SECOND-DEGREE FELONY (SOLD COUNTERFEIT VIAGRA TO RUSH LIMBAUGH),
SECOND-DEGREE FELONY (SOLD COUNTERFEIT HERBS TO WILLIE NELSON),
SECOND-DEGREE FELONY (SOLD CAUCASIAN DNA TO MICHAEL JACKSON),
CYBER-CRIME (SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY: USING A COMPUTER MORE THAN 3 HOURS EVERY DAY),
CYBER-CRIME (SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY: USING COMMAND-LINE SHELL INSTEAD OF GUI),
MISDEMEANOR (SUBSTANCE ABUSE: CAFFEINE FROM STARBUCKS COFFEE),
MISDEMEANOR (DUMPSTER DIVING, 38 COUNTS),
MISDEMEANOR (VAGRANCY, 84 COUNTS),
MISDEMEANOR (LOITERING, 96 COUNTS),
MISDEMEANOR (DISORDERLY CONDUCT, 57 COUNTS),
MISDEMEANOR (PYROMANIA, 14 COUNTS),
MISDEMEANOR (ATTENDING A PARTY AT THE WHITE-HOUSE WITHOUT AN INVITATION),
MISDEMEANOR (SELLING RODENT MEAT TO BURGER KING),
MISDEMEANOR (FALSIFYING EVIDENCE FOR HISTORY CHANNEL'S "ANCIENT ALIENS"),
MISDEMEANOR (TRESPASSING IN AREA-51),
MISDEMEANOR (FLYING UFOS WITHOUT A CURRENT PILOT LICENSE),
PARDONED BY RONALD W. REAGAN (PIRACY OF "BEDTIME FOR BONZO" VCR TAPES),
PARDONED BY GEORGE H. BUSH (BRIBING US FEDERAL JUDGES),
PARDONED BY WILLIAM J. CLINTON (PANDERING AND/OR OPERATING A BROTHEL),
PARDONED BY RICHARD B. CHENEY (FRAUDULENT BILL-OF-SALES WHILE AT HALIBURTON),
PARDONED BY GEORGE W. BUSH (COLLUSION WHILE AT TEXACO AND EXXON-MOBIL),
PARDONED BY B. HUSSEIN O. (PERJURY WHILE AT SOLYNDRA, 39 COUNTS),
DISMISSED (DECLARING ONE-SELF TO BE EMPEROR OF THE UNITED STATES),

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