Computer Geek Humor, Spoofs, Comedy, Funny Pictures, Parodies of Tech Companies

Computer Humor & Tech Parodies:
More Attractive Logo for Ubuntu Linux
Photos of Danny's Trip to Redmond
Bill Gates Compares Linux
"Microsoft's Strategy to Destroy Java"
"Santa Claus Considering Move to Linux"
"People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS)"
"Prophet of Free Software Founds GNU Religion"
Humor in Code Comments

TV & Movie Spoofs:
Star Wars: The Deleted Scene I Starred In
"Lost Episodes of Star Trek TNG" (Microsoft parody)

Mockery of Public Figures:
Press Photos
"How Saddam Was Really Captured"
"Republican White House Jubilee"
"W. Bush Explains The Mysteries of the Universe to The Pope"
"Clinton Lectures to Elementary School Students"
"Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton Trades Places"


	"More Attractive Logo for Ubuntu Linux" by Mark Shagworth Hand-holding proved too offensively wholesome for some viewers.


	"Bill Gates Compares Linux" by Mickeysoft Press Mr. Gates reveals his frank opinions about the upstart operating-system.


	"Photos of Danny's Trip to Redmond" by Danny Danny was kind enough to share his photo album. What did Danny do to make Mr. Ballmer so POed? Did he ask Ballmer when the Linux version of Office would go on sell?


	"Microsoft's Strategy to Destroy Java" from Emballmer's email Sun wasted its energy to develop Java just to spite Microsoft (Java, BTW, created more problems than it ever solved). Gates destroyed OS/2 and IBM has been blue ever since. This time, Gates has a plan to pour Sun's Java down the drain.


	"Santa Claus Considering Move to Linux" by Brian Biggs Due to an increasing global population, Linux is now managing Santa's database which once used to be maintained by Elves.


	"People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS)" by Anonymous "Innocent programs, from the day they are compiled, are cooped up in tiny rooms and 'crashed' for hours on end."


	"Prophet of Free Software Founds GNU Religion" by an emacs disciple (59 Temple Place Suite 330, Boston, MA) Genuine photo of Richard M. Stallman (RMS) dressed as St. Ignucius.

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	"Star Wars: The Deleted Scene I Starred In" by Pathological Liar I starred in the role of a notable character in "Revenge of the Sith". Unlike the other actors, no special costume was fabricated for me. But George decided to delete my scene. LucasFilm gave me this image of myself from the film's pre-visualization stage.


	"Lost Episodes of Star Trek TNG" (Microsoft parody) by various authors AFAIK, the original was written by Lamar Zabielski in 1994 when OS/2 zealots still existed. The story describes an alternate strategy to destroy the Borg but it didn't quite unfold as the Star Trek crew planned. link to original story (HTML) link to original story (txt) link to original story (Google) Over the years, as happens in mythology, various other authors embellished the story and added new twists. An employee named Lloyd who worked at Borland added a twist mentioning the then-new Netscape browser. link to Lloyd's version (HTML) link to Lloyd's version (txt) link to Lloyd's version (Google)


	Press Photos


	"How Saddam Was Really Captured" by Comical Ali Ali wrote, "US propaganda falsely reported that President Hussein crawled out of a hole in surrender. The truth is that he fought back with courage, single-handedly defeated six-hundred US soldiers sent down to get him, except one."


	"Republican White House Jubilee" by a Rolling Stone Not to be upstaged by the Queen of England's jubilee concerts, Bush and his Dick organized their own festival they named "Bushstock".


	"W. Bush Explains The Mysteries of the Universe to The Pope" by a Swiss Guard No description is possible.


	"Clinton Lectures to Elementary School Students" by the US Department of Education Former US president is an expert on this subject.


	"Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton Trades Places" by Nicole Richy Everyone's been inside a Paris Hilton. Everyone can't wait to leave a Motel 6.

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