Danny was kind enough to share his photo album.
What did Danny do to make Mr. Ballmer so upset?
Danny only asked this question,
"Mr. Ballmer, www.microsoft.com/linux is a now valid link,
but when will Microsoft Office For Linux would go on sell?".
Sun wasted its energy to develop Java just to spite Microsoft (Java, BTW, created more problems than it ever solved). Gates destroyed OS/2 and IBM has been blue ever since. This time, Gates has a plan to pour Sun's Java down the drain.
I starred in the role of a notable character in
"Revenge of the Sith". Unlike the other actors,
no special costume was fabricated for me.
But George ultimately decided to delete my scene.
LucasFilm let me keep this picture of my acting
from the film's pre-visualization stage.
"Lost Episodes of Star Trek TNG" (Microsoft parody)
by various authors
AFAIK, the original was written by Lamar Zabielski
in 1994 when OS/2 zealots still existed.
The story describes an alternate strategy to destroy the Borg
but it didn't quite unfold as the Star Trek crew planned. link to original story (HTML) link to original story (txt)
link to original story (Google)
Over the years, as happens in mythology,
various other authors embellished the story and added new twists.
An employee named Lloyd who worked at Borland
added a twist mentioning the then-new Netscape browser. link to Lloyd's version (HTML) link to Lloyd's version (txt)
link to Lloyd's version (Google)
Ali wrote, "US propaganda falsely reported that
President Hussein crawled out of a hole in surrender.
The truth is that he fought back with courage,
single-handedly defeated six-hundred US soldiers
sent down to get him, except one."
